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A2 Results day
  • [@QuantumTim] lo stormie
  • [@QuantumTim] You gonna be in college for results tomorrow?
  • [@MasterStorm] yessums
  • · MasterStorm has a new Coat
  • [@QuantumTim] a NEW coat !!! :O :O :O
  • [@QuantumTim] What happened to the OLD one?
  • [@MasterStorm] I know o_O
  • [@MasterStorm] I still have it
  • [@QuantumTim] Did it go into the wash and just never come out or something?
  • [@QuantumTim] Aah, so why get a new one?
  • [@MasterStorm] Mum decided I needed a new one for uni
  • [@QuantumTim] You are 18 man!
  • [@MasterStorm] I know :/
  • [@MasterStorm] But the new coat is nice
  • [@QuantumTim] Why start listening to parents only after you become an adult?
  • [@QuantumTim] What colour? Black?
  • [@MasterStorm] We'll she bought it without consulting me
  • [@MasterStorm] Black, pure black
  • [@QuantumTim] Aah, I see
  • [@QuantumTim] kool :D
  • [@MasterStorm] with a phat neck, like a puffer jacket
  • [@D-M] lol
  • [@QuantumTim] Is it better than the old one then?
  • [@MasterStorm] yes, but it does not have legacy power yet
  • [@QuantumTim] of course!
  • [@QuantumTim] You need to wash it with the old one, together, so that the power infuses from the old to the new
  • [@MasterStorm] hmm maybe
  • [@QuantumTim] Or are you going for a never washed style?
  • [@MasterStorm] well the old coats been washed, at least twice
  • [@QuantumTim] ooh, twice :P
  • [@D-M] generous
  • [@QuantumTim] nite all :)
  • [@MasterStorm] cya
  • == QuantumTim has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
  • == MasterStorm [MasterStor@82.133.105.129] has quit [Signed off]
Elementary my dear Chapson
  • [@phat_ctrl] evening allo
  • [@absinthe] arfarf invite meself to parties arfarf
  • [@phat_ctrl] ??
  • [@absinthe] qdb: [Wed Dec 31 19:33:32 2003] [@Mervaka] and [you] get r00t r00t hey aaaron, we're gonna score :D
  • [@phat_ctrl] what?
  • [@phat_ctrl] don't understand
  • [@absinthe] rooproop
  • [@phat_ctrl] think [I] do know
  • [@phat_ctrl] now
  • [@absinthe] that made it much clearer didn't it
  • [@MasterStorm] mind boggling
  • [@phat_ctrl] [I] read it again
  • [@phat_ctrl] where did dave get it into his head that he was going to score
  • [@absinthe] HAHAHAHAH
!!
  • [+Kathryn] u wanna know the reason y i became friends agen with dave
  • [+Kathryn] hayley sed i had 2 coz his maths has improved since we became friends
  • [+Kathryn] lol
  • [+Kathryn] that's the only reason she told me to
  • [+Kathryn] well till after exams lol
Mean?!
  • [@absinthe] spoon menace
  • [@absinthe] type ross chapman into google groups
  • [@absinthe] up comes lindsey pollard
  • [@eXuk|Kryten] lmao
  • [+Kathryn] absinthe that's my mate!
  • [@absinthe] so?
  • [@Snoopy69] AND............................
  • [@absinthe] what's mean?
  • [@absinthe] about:
  • [@absinthe] 2042.41| [@absinthe] type ross chapman into google groups
  • [@absinthe] 2042.48| [@absinthe] up comes lindsey pollard
  • [@absinthe] it's fact
  • [@absinthe] Kathryn: well?
  • == Kathryn [~krg1how@modem-205.erchamion.dialup.pol.co.uk] has left #kernow []
  • [@absinthe] haha
  • [@absinthe] owned
  • [@Snoopy69] bye bye BITCH :P
Whoops
  • == Kathryn was kicked from #kernow by Yorkie [DONT be mean bout Snoopy]
  • == Kathryn [~krg1how@modem-24.elros.dialup.pol.co.uk] has joined #kernow
  • == mode/#kernow [+v Kathryn] by ReiserFS
  • [+Kathryn] back
  • == mode/#kernow [+b *!*@ppp-225-5-225.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com] by Yorkie
  • [@Yorkie] not for long
  • · Yorkie waves goodbye to Kathryn
  • == Yorkie was kicked from #kernow by Yorkie [Yorkie]
  • [@absinthe] grin
Charming!
  • [@Mervaka] tbh
  • [@Mervaka] all the way thru penair
  • [@Mervaka] i've liked sport
  • [@Mervaka] i just followed u peeps around
  • [@Mervaka] to stay sociable
  • [@D-M] how nice
Take a hint, dumbass
  • [@Mervaka] chapman set a fkn vote up about us :(
  • [@Kathryn-nic] u mean about u
  • [@Kathryn-nic] lol
  • [@Kathryn-nic] there is no us
  • [@Mervaka] ouch :(
Poor Ross
  • [@D-M] 11 Zeroshock 46 143 3.1 13.0 Today "i want to fuck ross up the arse"
  • [@phat-ctrk] shit
  • == absinthe changed the topic of #kernow to: 11 Zeroshock 46 143 3.1 13.0 Today "i want to fuck ross up the arse"
  • [@D-M] i have got to get a screen shot of that
  • [@D-M] thats halareous
  • [@YORKIE] LOL do that QUICK
  • [@D-M] i can't stop laughing :)
  • [@YORKIE] LOL LOL LOL
  • [@YORKIE] i know i couldnt when i looked
  • [@YORKIE] LOL
  • [@YORKIE] have u got a screen shot yet???

  • matt...
Uhh, too much info Merv
  • [@Mervaka] err
  • [@Mervaka] doctor plz
  • [@Mervaka] ive severed an artery on meh cock :s
  • [@Mervaka] fs
  • [@Mervaka] no wanking for a week or two :S
The day of discovery
  • [@Zeroshock] l8r all
  • [@D-M] c ya
  • == Zeroshock [~coder@ppp-225-51-18.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com] has quit [One think, maybe you will never know]
  • [@D-M] he just gives in to his brothers so easily
  • [@Mervaka] lol
  • [@D-M] lol
  • [@Mervaka] he can be an e-jesus :p
  • [@D-M] lmao :)
  • [@Mervaka] :p
  • [@D-M] we should call harbage e-jesus
  • [@Mervaka] lol
  • [@Mervaka] hmm
  • [@Mervaka] disciple -> d-ciple -> e-ciple
  • [@D-M] heh
  • [@absinthe] 8]
  • [@absinthe] class
  • [@Mervaka] lol
  • [@madsie] :]
  • [@D-M] i tell you what we need for a skin, a picture of a sheep and harbage with the words E-Ciple
  • [@Mervaka] heh
  • [@madsie] lol
BREATH
  • [@AgentX] i am gunna kick harbages ass
  • [@Mervaka] lol
  • [@Mervaka] u tried ringing him?
  • [@Mervaka] i think hes still got fkn BT answer on
  • [@AgentX] no i don't like ringin him coz he breaths down the phone to hard at me
  • [@AgentX] i must have some affect on him :P
ereetness (from outside #kernow)
  • [@Kickchon] whats #kernow ?
  • [@G3oW0RK] Kickchon, elite chan
  • [@G3oW0RK] not for you
REVELATIONS
  • [@Zeroshock] I love u really Peter
  • [@absinthe] OMG
  • [@absinthe] OMG
  • [@D-M] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • · D-M [d-m@www.media-bros.dk] has quit [ouch.]
Zeroshock's Idol
  • [@absinthe] i dont think i would put star trek posters up ever
  • [@Zeroshock] I just wanted to cover some wall space, I've also got that Beatles poster Mr. thing has in his english room
  • [@absinthe] aha!
  • [@absinthe] mr pierce is your idol harbage!
  • [@D-M] lol
  • [@absinthe] finally! revealed!
  • [@madsie] lol
Web browsers
  • [@slug] madsie: galeon is the god of web browsers
  • [@madsie] ? i havent heard of it, will give it a try when i rebuild
  • [@slug] it uses gecko engine
  • [@slug] but it's like
  • [@slug] the fastest browser i've used (with the exception of dillo)
  • [@D-M] dildo? :P
  • [@madsie] sounds good
  • == Ulfric changed the topic of #kernow to: Phat_Ctrl can you send madsie the sheet from maths | [21:18] <D-M> dildo? :P [21:18] <madsie> sounds good
Oh Christ! Harbage singing?!
  • [@Phat-Ctrl] harbage - do u have a micraphone, is so record a sample and dcc it
  • [@Zeroshock] u ppl know what I sound like
  • [@Zeroshock] I recorded it and it is bad :/
  • [@Phat-Ctrl] send sample
  • [@Zeroshock] not a chance :P I think it is that bad, I was woundering y u guys objected to me singing a bit @ school
  • [@Phat-Ctrl] its what we have the lighting room for harbage, to lock u in when you are singing
Is Zeroshock really Velma?
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]P2TP] all abord the kernow kamper. next stop, FREEDOM!
  • [Mervaka^P2TP] [AGENT]-[X]P2TP lemme drive!
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]P2TP] Mervaka^P2TP ok m8
  • · Zeroshock^P2TP grabs the w33d
  • [Mervaka^P2TP] :E
  • · [AGENT]-[X]P2TP jumps in
  • · Zeroshock^P2TP grabs the seat next to the box of w33d
  • · [AGENT]-[X]P2TP grabs a stella
  • [Mervaka^P2TP] hmm we need a big dumb large dog that talks
  • [@Zeroshock^P2TP] Scooby!
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]P2TP] lol
  • [Mervaka^P2TP] [AGENT]-[X]P2TP u can be shaggy :P
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]P2TP] :P right on!
  • [Mervaka^P2TP] i call fred! :P
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]P2TP] Zeroshock^P2TP u can be whilma
  • [@Zeroshock^P2TP] lol
  • [Mervaka^P2TP] Zeroshock^P2TP u can be velma :P
  • [@D-M] :)
Dave again!
  • == Mervaka^ [Mervaka@host62-7-27-214.btinternet.com] has quit [Chemical name for nerve gas: ethyl-2-diisopropylaminoethylmethylphosphonothiolate]
  • [@Zeroshock] Dave's quit msg, that is a bit scary
  • [@phat_ctrl] he is obsessed
  • [@Angelous^AWAY] red team scores, dave and a chemistry set realesed, secure protective suits immediatly
  • [@phat_ctrl] when we think about woman(national average every six secounds) dave cook thinks of guns and men
Dave's 'friend'
  • [@Mervaka^] [08:47 pm] (@Mervaka^): fillet's dieing to see my dick for some reason
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]] Mervaka^ its a man
  • [@Mervaka^] she is a gal i know now
  • [@slug] how?
  • [@Mervaka^] i heard her in netmeeting
  • [@Angelous^] uh huh
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]] its a 30 yr old elephant then
  • [@Angelous^] ross?
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]] maybe its a bloke wid a hight voice
  • [@Angelous^] but harbage dont know how to use net meeting
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]] lol
Deer sausage
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]] slug did u see daves pics he made?
  • [@slug] yeah, he wants me to upload it, I'm not
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]] there weird!
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]] bit like him i supose
  • [@slug] makes you wonder what he searches for
  • [@[AGENT]-[X]] true!

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